Nothing like waking up at 7am one morning and then going to bed at 11am the next day I went way past my 24hr goal and I must say it was all worth it.
Cyprus is one of the most beautiful countries I have ever been too. Stunning sights, amazing weather and there are some fine ass woman too (ghetto moment). Not only that but as usual I found a way to get sun burnt on my first day whilst wearing factor 50. Blimey.
I have always joked that my body rejects sun light but no one (including myself) took me seriously. Within the first 24hours I not only got sun burnt whilst wearing factor 50 but also had no tan to show for it. Even towards the end of the holiday I barely had what could be called a tan.
Anyway the holiday was just amazing. I stayed at a resort in Latchi where there was 2 pools. A giant one with a slide and a small one with… Well it was basically just a small pool.
The place was amazing and the holiday was amazing. In the fact only thing that was a downer was the fucking scousers being loud and disruptive. Fucking idiotic counts, splashing everyone who walked past, pushing randomers into the pool and soaking (and breaking) my sisters brand new iPod. Not only that but they threw broken glass into the pool which caused it to be drained and cleaned over the course of 3 days. Could kill em. Unfortunately murder is illegal in Cyprus so there wasn’t much I could do.
The food was excellent but the thing I loved most was the pancakes on a morning. Nothing like pancakes and HONEY! On the last morning I had 4 pancakes with a mountain of honey on top. I mainly ate chips and rice through the day. The food wasn’t exactly vegetarian friendly.
One day we took a trip to a city called Pathos which is basically the main tourist spot in Cyprus. It was over crowded and just basically focused on selling us things that’s cheaper where we were staying. The beach was amazing though. The beach where we stayed was basically very very rocky. But the beach in pathos was very very smooth. Didn’t spend a long time there though (about 10 minutes) as we needed to get the last bus back to the hotel. We basically traveled 3 hours to look at a beach. My grans idea.
Me and my two younger brothers played mini golf. The smallest decided to throw a golf ball at my head. It hurt but luckily there isn’t anything of intellectual value that could have been damaged. Naturally I suck at mini golf but didn’t stop playing till I managed to get a hole in one on all the courses. Took about 2 hours on 16 different courses.
Me and my sister played a lot of water sports. We rocked at water polo being known as team awesome throughout the resort. What? We are AWESOME! We also kicked ass at French bowls, karaoke, water polo, quiz night, guess the track, swimming races and popularity contests. We just can’t help being too damn awesome.
Me and my sister got offered jobs as diving instructors, something we are actually considering after we finish college. Cyprus is simply too amazing and I would love to leave England and live there.
Over all Cyrpus is one of the best holidays I have ever had and I would love to do it again.
I haven’t proof read this blog because I can’t be bothered.
